Stifler: "Dickhead. You do not send bleep to my office at school."
Jim: "Oh, hey, Stifler. Why don't you come in and make yourself comfortable?"
Stifler: "Your letter made a great impression on Coach Marshall when he read it. Let me just refresh your memory, partner. 'Dear Steve, I will be forever in your debt if you teach me to dance like you did in the gay bar.'"
Jim: "I put serious thought into that letter."
Stifler: "Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge. I'm trying not to lose my head. Uh-huh. Uh-huh."