Stifler: "Hey, seriously..."
Jim: "Seriously..."
Stifler: "Oh."
Jim: "Jesus! Damn it, Stifler."
Stifler: "Jim, look what you did."
Jim: "Look what I did?"
Stifler: "Look at this bleep. What am I supposed to do now, huh?"
Jim: "Are you happy now, man? Are you hap... Why are you here?"
Stifler: "My dick looks like a corn dog. I gat cake all over my balls."