Finch: "If we leave right now, we can get there by the time they close... three hour drive."
Stifler: "A three hour drive? Kick bleepin' ass. Are we going to chicago to see titties?"
Finch: "We are talking about getting Michelle a dress in Chicago. Now, please, vanish."
Stifler: "Hey, Finch, what's the capital of Thailand? Bangkok!"
Stifler: "Hey I got shotgun."