Officer Krystal: "Look at you, you pathetic little weasel."
Kevin: "Can't I just watch?"
Officer Krystal: "Look, you don't have to do anything if you don't want to."
Stifler: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. Don't break character ever again. Okay? I don't care if Kevin starts crying because Finch bit his cock off. You're a dirty cop, you're a prissy maid and I am your filthy cabana boy in need of much punishment and cleaning."
Officer Krystal: "Don't you ever mouth off to Officer Krystal, you dirty little pervert!"
Officer Krystal: "Now, obey! I obey! I obey!"