Stifler: "What are you looking at? I'm not a steak."
Bear: "Listen, breeder, not every gay man wants to have sex with you."
Stifler: "Oh, yeah? Listen up, ass jockey. If I were gay, you'd want me."
Stifler: "Really. I got style. I'm cultured. I'm sophisticated."
Bear: "And all that just radiates from your oh, so sexy self."
Stifler: "That's bullbleep. Everyone wants a peice of the Stif-meister."