Cake Decorator (Mark Adair-Rios): "Hey, aren't you that kid from Crocodile Tears?"
Sandy Lyle (Philip Seymour Hoffman): "That's right. I'm Sandy Lyle."
Cake Decorator: "Man, I saw that movie in high school. That bagpipe scene, that was the funniest bleep, man."
Sandy: "We had a great time on that picture. You want an autograph?"
Cake Decorator: "Ah, no thatnk. It's good to see you, man. I thought you died, like, 15 years ago."
Sandy: "Ah, nah. I'm very much alive, my friend. I've been doing a lot of stage acting. Getting back to my roots."
Reuben Feffer (Ben Stiller): "Sandy, we should get going 'cause--"
Sandy: "They're making an E! True Hollywood Story on me, so that should clear up a lot of your questions."