Cal: "Look at me. Looks are not important. Really look at me. I am ugly as bleep by traditional standards but I get with women. Aren't you curious as to how that's possible?"
Andy: "I am not ugly as bleep."
Cal: "I didn't say you were ugly as--"
Andy: "Well, you implied it."
Cal: "Okay, okay. It doesn't matter if you're ugly as bleep or you're ugly as bleep."