Jay: "My girlfriend Jill found your speed-dating card."
Andy: "Oh, yeah, right. God, I've been looking for that speed-dating card. Thank you so much for bringing it to me."
Jill (Erica Vittina Phillips): "So, you actually wrote that one girl looked like she was 'hurtin' for a squirtin'?"
Andy: "Mmm-hmm. Yeah, hurtin' for a squirtin, i wrote that."
Jill: "Oh, so you wrote, "hoe fo sho'?"
Andy: "Yeah, I remember that girl, she was a ho... for show'"