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40 Year Old Virgin: peripherals.m4r (655 K) 

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Andy: "Okay, how do I tell which ones are drunk?"
Jay: "Now you're talkin'. Alright, check this out. You see this redhead over here?"
Andy: "Where?"
Jay: "With the big old titties?"
Andy: "Uh, you know, I'm not just gonna stare at a woman."
Jay: "Dawg, I-I'm not telling you to stare at nobody. I'm telling you to use your peripherals. Now look at me. See?"
Andy: "Yeah."
Jay: "Look. See? I'm not looking at you. Mm-mm. No. I'm looking at the--"
Andy: "You're looking at her? What? What do you want me to do?"
Jay: "I want you to use your peripherals. See? I'm not looking at you. Mm-mm. No. See, I'm looking at the redhead at 3:00 with the big titties. You see her, racked up right there, see her? See her?"
Andy: "Yeah, yeah, yes."
Jay: "Tell-- You find one with the peripherals, you find one."
Andy: "Okay. You see, over by the post. It looks like a... it's either a ficus... it might be a rubber tree plant."

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