Violet Beauregarde: "Well, they can't be real people."
Willy Wonka: "Of course, they're real people."
Henry Salt: "Stuff of nonsense!"
Willy Wonka: "No, Oompa Loompas."
All: "Oompa Loompas?"
Willy Wonka: "From Loompaland."
Mrs. Teevee: "Loompaland? There's no such place!"
Willy Wonka: "Excuse me, dear lady--"
Mrs. Teevee: "Wonka, I am a teacher of geography."
Willy Wonka: "Oh, well, you know all about it and what a terrible country it is. Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. And the poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left. A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. And so, I said, 'Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids.'"
Henry Salt: "Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that?"
Willy Wonka: "I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing. And so, in the greatest of secrecy I transported the entire population of Oompa Loompas to my factory here."
autoplay on
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory: oompaloompas.wav (1185 K)
To download as a ringtone put the URL below into your cell phone's browser: (Not all cell phones support this feature.)
Purple Matress: Life's too short to be uncomfortable.
To use as ringtone on your iPhone open the m4r audio file with iTunes and it will automatically be put in the "Ringtones" folder. Then sync your phone. You may need to check the "Sync ringtones" box under the "Ringtones" tab in iTunes for your iPhone. (Unfortunately if the sound clip is over 40 seconds it will not work because iTunes puts a limit on it.)