Violet Beauregarde: "Well, they can't be real people."
Willy Wonka: "Of course, they're real people."
Henry Salt: "Stuff of nonsense!"
Willy Wonka: "No, Oompa Loompas."
All: "Oompa Loompas?"
Willy Wonka: "From Loompaland."
Mrs. Teevee: "Loompaland? There's no such place!"
Willy Wonka: "Excuse me, dear lady--"
Mrs. Teevee: "Wonka, I am a teacher of geography."
Willy Wonka: "Oh, well, you know all about it and what a terrible country it is. Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. And the poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left. A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. And so, I said, 'Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids.'"
Henry Salt: "Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that?"
Willy Wonka: "I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing. And so, in the greatest of secrecy I transported the entire population of Oompa Loompas to my factory here."
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