Willy Wonka: "Take Mrs. Gloop straight to the Fudge room, but look sharp, or her little boy's liable to get poured into the boiler."
Mrs. Gloop: "You bailed him up! I know it!"
Willy Wonka: "Nil deperandum, dear lady. Across the desert lies the promised land. Goodbye, Mrs. Gloop. Adieu! Auf wiedersehen. Gesundheit. Farewell."
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Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory: boiledhim.wav (370 K)
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