TV Interviewer (Jane Lynch): "Tell us about your kids. I know you got a whole slew of them. What's going on with them?"
Dewey Cox: "I'm locked in a custody battle with at this time. Custody is being forced upon me, which I don't think is right. You know, if you don't want the responsibility of children, you should be able to walk away from that and apparently a couple of my ex-wives don't feel the same."