Pa Cox: "Dewey, I don't know what to say."
Dewey Cox: "You don't have to say anything, Pa. I just wanted to come here and tell you that I loved you and I always have."
Pa Cox: "I appreciate you finding the courage to say that Dewey. But there's only one way to settle this. Machetes."
Dewey Cox: "What?"
Pa Cox: "The right kid is gonna die tonight."
Dewey Cox: "You've been practicing!"