Paul McCartney (Jack Black): "We're nothing but grains of sand."
Dewey Cox: "That was freaking transcendental, Paul McCartney. Don't you agree, John Lennon?"
John Lennon (Paul Rudd): "Yes, Dewey Cox. With meditation there's no limit to what we can... imagine."
Dewey Cox: "What do you think, George Harrison of the Beatles?"
George Harrison (Justin Long): "I don't know, you know. I'm just trying to get some more songs on the album, you know."
Ringo Starr (Jason Schwartzman): "And as Ringo Starr, I'm not so interested in meditation. I just like to have fun."
Dewey Cox: "I like the little one."