Marty: "Now, during the Flower People period, who was your drummer?"
David: "Stumpy's replacement, Peter James Bond. He also died in mysterious cercumstances. We were playing a, uh..."
Nigel: "...festival."
David: "...jazz blues festival. Where was that?"
Nigel: "Blues jazz, really."
Derek: "Blues jazz festival. Misnamed."
Nigel: "It was, uh, it was in the Isle, uh..."
All three: "Isle of Lucy."
David: "The Isle of Lucy jazz and blues festival."
Nigel: "And, uh, it was tragic, really. He exploded on stage."
Derek: "Just like that."
David: "He just went up."
Nigel: "He just was like a flash of green light. And that was it. Nothing was left."
David: "Look at his face."
Nigel: "Well there was..."
David: "It's true, this really did happen."
Nigel: "It's true. There was a little green globule on his drum seat."
David: "Like a stain, really. It was..."
Nigel: "It was more of a stain than a globule, actually."
David: "You know, several, you know, dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported."
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