Ricky: "Well, they want me to race at Talladega next weekend..."
Susan: "I know."
Ricky: "...but I'm not going to do it. Because I'm done. I'm done with racing, I'm done with driving."
Susan: "Why would you do that?"
Ricky: "Because I've really moved on. I've sent in my application to The Real World, so I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting a lot of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I'm also thinking about getting a gun and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer, but not like a mean crack dealer, but like a, you know, like a nice one. Just kind of friendly, like, 'Hey, what's up guys? You want some crack? I'm just waiting on those two things to kind of flesh themselves out.'"
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