Cal: "There's something I want to get off my chest. And it's about that summer when you went away to community college. I got a offer to do Playgirl magazine... and I did it. I did a full spread for Playgirl magazine. I mean spread, man. I pulled my butt apart and stuff... and I was totally nude, and it was weird. I-- I mean, you probably didn't hear about it because I went under the name of Mike Honcho. But I just wanted you to know that. If you could hear me, if it got into your brain somehow that I spread my butt cheeks as Mike Honcho."