Ricky: "We're American, because you're in America, okay? Greatest country on the planet."
Jean Girard: "Well, what have you given the world apart from George Bush, Cheerios, and the ThighMaster?"
Ricky: "Chinese food."
Cal: "Chinese food."
Jean Girard: "That's from China."
Ricky: "Pizza."
Jean Girard: "Italy."
Cal: "Chimichanga."
Jean Girard: "Mexico."
Ricky: "Really, smarty-pants? What did French land give us?"
Jean Girard: "We invented democracy, existentialism and the blowjob."
Cal: "Those are three pretty good things."
Ricky: "Hey."
Cal: "Well, that last one's pretty cool."
Jean Girard: "And Soixante-neuf. You know, the 69 with the head near the-- That bit. We came up with it."
Herschell: "We created the missionary position. You're welcome."