Texas Ticket Seller 1 (Danny Vinson): "That's the saddest thing I ever seen in my life, y'all" That boy leaves two tickets for his daddy at every race and he never shows up.
Texas Ticket Seller 2 (Sylvia G. Lyerly): "That's a shame."
Texas Ticket Seller 1: "The human heart is such a mystery. Let's sell these bitches, huh?"
Texas Ticket Seller 2: "Hell, yeah."
Texas Ticket Seller 1: "Beer money, huh?"