Russ Cargill: "Don't worry, I have a solution for you, sir. In fact, I have five solutions. You don't even have to read them. You'll have deniability. I'll take care of everything. You know nothing."
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "No, I need to know what I'm approving."
Russ Cargill: "Absolutely. But on the other hand, knowing things is overrated. Anyone can pick something when they know what it is. It takes real leadership to pick something you're clueless about."
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Okay, I pick three."
Russ Cargill: "Try again."
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "One."
Russ Cargill: "Go higher."
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Five?"
Russ Cargill: "Too high."
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Three?"
Russ Cargill: "You already said three."
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Six?"
Russ Cargill: "Two?"
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Double it."
Russ Cargill: "Four!"
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "As you wish, sir."
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