Dick Pepperfield: "Now, Jackie, amazingly, you,re two wins away from getting your team to the NBA. How do you intend to mach up to the Squires' strong inside game?"
Jackie Moon: "It's a great question. Tomorrow, after the game, I, Jackie Moon will wrestle a bear."
Dick Pepperfield: "Oh. Well, that's something. But, uh, defensively, as a team, how do--"
Jackie Moon: "That's tomorrow night, one night only, watch Dewie the Wrestling Bear attack me. And he's killed people in public before."
Dick Pepperfield: "Well, okay, that is some entertainment and you are known for your creative promotions, Jackie, but--"
Jackie Moon: "You're not gonna want to miss this, folks. And if you're a small child, you creep into your mama's bedroom at night and you lift about 40 bucks outta your mom's purse..."
Dick Pepperfield: "Oh, no, no, no. No."
Jackie Moon: "...and you walk down to Flint Fairgrounds Coliseum, eight o'clock!"
Dick Pepperfield: "There you have it. Jackie Moon, thanks so much for joining us."
Jackie Moon: "Dewie's insane! He could rip my head off!"