Monix: "Fellas it's lookin' great. We're 30 seconds away from takin' this think."
Jackie Moon: "Yeah, he's right. Let's try to win, but not win by too much."
Twiggy Munson: "Wait, we don't want to win by too much?"
Jackie Moon: "Uh-uh."
Monix: "What the hell are you talkin' about?"
Clarence: "Corn dogs."
Monix: "What?"
Clarence: "See, if we score 125 points that means we gotta give everybody in here a free corn dog, right?"
Jackie Moon: "Yeah, sorry, Monix. We don't even got corn dogs."
Monix: "Corn-- I don't care, we're takin' it to 'em alright?"
Jackie Moon: "Hey, we're up by seven, okay? Can't we just take it easy? Run the clock out? We're talkin' a lot of corn dogs!"
Monix: "I don't give a shit about the corn dogs, alright? We play hard every second. We run the offense. Everybody got that?"
Twiggy Munson: "Right on."
Everybody: "Yeah"
Monix: "You got that, Jackie?"
Jackie Moon: "Uh-huh."
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To download as a ringtone put the URL below into your cell phone's browser: (Not all cell phones support this feature.)
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To use as ringtone on your iPhone open the m4r audio file with iTunes and it will automatically be put in the "Ringtones" folder. Then sync your phone. You may need to check the "Sync ringtones" box under the "Ringtones" tab in iTunes for your iPhone. (Unfortunately if the sound clip is over 40 seconds it will not work because iTunes puts a limit on it.)