Jackie Moon: "And now, the moment you've all been waiting for. At six foot five, a solid, meaty 215 pounds, your pregame announcer, your owner, your coach, your pop-singing sensation, but most importantly your power forward, yours truly, Jackie Moon!"
Dick Pepperfield: "Jackie Moon always gives himself a fantastic introduction."
Lou Redwood: "Yeah, why not, Dick? It's his team, his money and his tunnel of beautiful ball girls."
Dick Pepperfield: "Oh, speaking of money, Lou, did you get paid this week?"
Lou Redwood: "No."
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To download as a ringtone put the URL below into your cell phone's browser: (Not all cell phones support this feature.)
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To use as ringtone on your iPhone open the m4r audio file with iTunes and it will automatically be put in the "Ringtones" folder. Then sync your phone. You may need to check the "Sync ringtones" box under the "Ringtones" tab in iTunes for your iPhone. (Unfortunately if the sound clip is over 40 seconds it will not work because iTunes puts a limit on it.)