Jackie Moon: "Wait, what did you say?"
Commissioner: "The Nets, the Spurs, the Pacers and the Nuggets are gonna play in the NBA next season. The rest of us are gonna dissolve."
Jackie Moon: "Dissolve? What's 'dissolve'? Is that even a word?"
Commissioner: "Yes, it is a word and financially it means you'll cease to exist."
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To download as a ringtone put the URL below into your cell phone's browser: (Not all cell phones support this feature.)
Purple Matress: Life's too short to be uncomfortable.
To use as ringtone on your iPhone open the m4r audio file with iTunes and it will automatically be put in the "Ringtones" folder. Then sync your phone. You may need to check the "Sync ringtones" box under the "Ringtones" tab in iTunes for your iPhone. (Unfortunately if the sound clip is over 40 seconds it will not work because iTunes puts a limit on it.)