Larry: "Ooh. Okay. Uh, I'm just guessing- and I'm just spitballing here- but, uh, looks like that Roman dude got cocky and climbed over into the Wild West. And that cowboy knows the Roman dude wants to take over his territory, so he rounded up a posse and put him in the stockade."
Dr. McPhee: "(laughing sarcastically) Let's all laugh at me, the comedy night guard. No is the answer. Sarcasm back at you, with your humor box. I wasn't laughing. I was pretending to laugh, if that's what you want, some sort of battle of humor. Do you?"
Larry: "No? I don't want a-- No, I don't want a battle of humor."
Dr. McPhee: "No, you don't, because it would be a bloodbath. Nothing funny about Little Bighorn. No. I find it about as funny an a 'fancist.'-- It's not funny. Okay? And I will not stand for this type of blatant s-- If I'm not clear, tell me. Am I clear?"
Larry: "Yeah."
Dr. McPhee: "Yeah."
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