Uncle Rico: "Now if you invest in the 24-piece set I'm gonna throw in a little gift."
Lance (Brian Petersen): "So, what's the gift?"
Uncle Rico: "I bet you folks don't have one of these."
Lance's Wife: "I want that."
Uncle Rico: "You see, this ain't your run-of-the-mill crapper-ware. These are some serious Nupont fiber-woven bowls."
Lance: "So, if we purchase the 24-piece set the mini sailboat is included?"
Uncle Rico: "That's correct, sir."