Mr. Woodcock: "I read your book."
John Farley: "Really? What'd you think?"
Mr. Woodcock: "Well, the part about, uh, treating others how you want to be treated, I guess that's alright."
John Farley: "Yeah, I sort of stole that prom the Bible, but I'll take credit for it."
Mr. Woodcock: "The rest of it's pretty much crap."
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