John Farley: "Ow, it's me! It's me! It's John! Stop! Ow! Stop! It's John, man!"
Beverly Farley (Susan Sarandon): "Oh, Johnny!"
John Farley: "What the hell, Woodcock?"
Mr. Woodcock: "Well, it's dark. Instinct took over."
John Farley: "What about when I said, 'It's me! It's John!'?"
Mr. Woodcock: "John's a very common name. There could be a burglar named John."