Trent Lueders: "Tonight, game one of the Stanley Cup Finals. L.A. Kings, Toronto Maple Leafs. It's gonna get ugly."
Jay Kell: "Ugly. You wanna hear ugly? At Promises, I shivved a guy with a sharpened toothbrush because he bogarted the rehab toilet hooch that I'd made from apples and pantyhose. That was ugly. Over to you, Trent."
Trent Lueders: "Thanks, Jay."