Trent Lueders (Jim Gaffigan): "Hi, I'm Trent Lueders!"
Jay Kell (Stephen Colbert): "And I'm Jay Kell. Tonight is all about champions. Bet before we get going, I'd like to start by thanking my own personal champions. The fans who supported me with their cards and letters during my recent addiction to peyote buttons and Frangelico. I've already apologized to my friends, my family, and my god. And now, I'd like to apologize to Dame Judi Dench for my vicious and brutal attack. I'm sorry, Judi, you did not deserve that, and I hope the staples come out soon. Over to you, Trent."
Trent Lueders: "Thanks, Jay!"
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To download as a ringtone put the URL below into your cell phone's browser: (Not all cell phones support this feature.)
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To use as ringtone on your iPhone open the m4r audio file with iTunes and it will automatically be put in the "Ringtones" folder. Then sync your phone. You may need to check the "Sync ringtones" box under the "Ringtones" tab in iTunes for your iPhone. (Unfortunately if the sound clip is over 40 seconds it will not work because iTunes puts a limit on it.)