Alison: "Yeah, I'm super excited about it. I'm actually doing my first on-air interview today, so..."
Ben: "With who?"
Alison: "Matthew Fox."
Ben: "Matthew Fox from Lost?"
Alison: "Yeah."
Ben: "You know what's interesting about him?"
Alison: "What?"
Ben: "Nothing."
Alison: "What?"
Ben: "Will you tell him he's an asshole for me?"
Alison: "No."
Ben: "Someone needs to. Like who gives a shit?"
Alison: "Well, I hope a lot of people, actually, because that's what my job entails is making sure people care what he has to say. I am interviewing him."
Ben: "Maybe it's just me. Maybe I just don't give a shit. I'm just saying he deserves a beat-down."