Mac MacGuff: "Did you see that coming when she sat us down here?"
Brenda MacGuff: "Yeah, but I was hoping she was expelled or into hard drugs."
Mac MacGuff: "That was my first instinct, too, or a DWI. Anything but this. And I'm gonna punch that Bleeker kid in the wiener next time I see him."
Brenda MacGuff: "Mac, come on. You know it wasn't his idea."