Rollo: "Well, well, if it isn't MacGuff the crime dog. Back for another test?"
Juno: "I think the first one was defective. The plus sign looks more like a division symbol, so I remain unconvinced."
Rollo: "Third test today, mama bear. Your Eggo is preggo, no daubt about it."
Tough Girl (Eve Harlow): "It's really easy to tell. Is your nipples real brown?"
Rollo: "Yeah, maybe your little boyfrind's got mutant sperms: knocked you up twice."
Juno: "Silencio, old man! Look, I just drank my meight in SunnyD and I gotta go pronto."
Rollo: "Well, you know where the lavatory is. You pay for that pee stick when you're done. Don't think it's yours just 'cause you marked it with your urine."