Borat: "Should I make a joke about my mother-in-law?"
Pat Haggerty: "Yes, in America, that's a very popular joke. Do you have a mother-in-law joke?"
Borat: "Yes."
Pat Haggerty: "Alright."
Borat: "I had a sexy time with my mother-in-law."
Pat Haggerty: "A what time?"
Borat: "Sexy time. I made a sexy time with my mother-in-law."
Pat Haggerty: "You had sex with your mother-in-law?"
Borat: "Yes."
Pat Haggerty: "Uh, I don't think that Americans would find that funny."
Borat: "No, it is not a joke."
Pat Haggerty: "Yeah, we're talking about, um, humor."
Borat: "Oh, yes, you asked me about my mother-in-law."
Pat Haggerty: "Do you have a joke about your mother-in-law?"
Borat: "No, why make a joke on a mother-in-law?"
Pat Haggerty: "Um--"
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