Chazz: "And then I brush my hair a hundred times with this."
Jimmy: "Cool brush."
Chazz: "Not just a brush but a Verticoli. Handmade in Italy. They carve it out of illegal whalebone. They only make eleven of them a year. This one cost me $12,000 or 30 million lira. Perfectly balanced, low drag, minimal torque."
Jimmy: "How minimal?"
Chazz: "I bet you'd like to know. Hey, help yourself to the Main n' Tail all you want, but don't even look at the the Verticoli. 'Cause I will knock your block off. No exaggeration, I could not love a baby as much as I love this brush."