Clark (Jon Heder): "Dang it."
Gus (Rob Schneider): "Nice throw. It's alright. I got a ladder. I'll get it."
Clark: "Actually just tell Mrs. Donnelly it's on the roof and she can get it whenever she wants."
Gus: "Oh, that's good thinking, Clark. I'll just have 80-year-old Mrs. Donnelly climb on her roof to get her newspaper."
Clark: "Okay, cool. Thanks."