Gus: "You know, I haven't been on an actual field in almost 20 years."
Clark: "I've never even been on a field. If I tried, the kids in my neighborhood would spit loogies on my forehead."
Gus: "That's awful, Clark. Baseball is America's pastime. That's like saying you've never had apple pie. You've never had apple pie?!"
Clark: "Well, my mom said it would give me diarrhea."
Gus: "That's ridiculous. YOu have to try it at least once."
Clark: "Diarrhea?"
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