Barry: "About the old girlfriend thing. Can we bury the hatchet, buddy?"
Todd: "I don't know."
Barry: "I mean, it was just a one-night stand, right? Wasn't even that good-looking. Real dead fish, right? I mean she just laid there, taking it like a plastic bleep doll, am I right?"
Todd: "I happen to have married that plastic bleep doll!"
Jan: "Todd, no!"