Barry: "About the old girlfriend thing. Can we bury the hatchet, buddy?"
Todd: "I don't know."
Barry: "I mean, it was just a one-night stand, right? Wasn't even that good-looking. Real dead fish, right? I mean she just laid there, taking it like a plastic bleep doll, am I right?"
Todd: "I happen to have married that plastic bleep doll!"
Jan: "Todd, no!"
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To download as a ringtone put the URL below into your cell phone's browser: (Not all cell phones support this feature.)
Purple Matress: Life's too short to be uncomfortable.
To use as ringtone on your iPhone open the m4r audio file with iTunes and it will automatically be put in the "Ringtones" folder. Then sync your phone. You may need to check the "Sync ringtones" box under the "Ringtones" tab in iTunes for your iPhone. (Unfortunately if the sound clip is over 40 seconds it will not work because iTunes puts a limit on it.)