Angry Biker (Jack Black): "What the hell, bro?"
Ron: "Hello, neighbor."
Angry Biker: "Did you just throw a burrito out your window, huh?"
Ron: "I believe I did."
Angry Biker: "What, are you high or something? Did you see what happened?"
Ron: "I did see. That was a terrific little spill. That's quite a rasberry."
Angry Biker: "That's my chopper you just thrashed, Broseph."
Ron: "Easy, compadre. I'm your friend out here, all right?"
Angry Biker: "I want you to fix my chopper before I stomp your goofy ass!"
Ron: "If you want to throw down in fisticuffs, fine. I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waiting for you, right here."