The Old Man: "Oh, boy. Oh, boy, oh, boy."
Mrs. Parker: "What?"
The Old Man: "Would you look at that?"
Mrs. Parker: "What?"
The Old Man: "Would you look at that?!"
Mrs. Parker: "Wh-- What is it?"
The Old Man: "We-- It-- It's a leg!"
Mrs. Parker: "But what is it?"
The Old Man: "Well, it's-- it's-- It's a leg. You know, like in a statue."
Mrs. Parker: "Statue?"
The Old Man: "Yeah, statue!"
Ralphie: "Yeah, statue."
Mrs. Parker: "Ralphie!"
Narrator: "My mother was trying to insinuate herself between us and the statue."