The Old Man: "Ha ha, I won! I won! I won, I won, I won!"
Mrs. Parker: "What? What? What?"
The Old Man: "A major prize! A major prize! I won, I won, I won! Look at that. Look at that. A Western Union telegram. Tonight, tonight. It's coming tonight. Tonight, tonight, tonight. Hot damn, tonight."
Mrs. Parker: "What does this mean here?"
The Old Man: "It mean-- Oh-- It means it's coming tonight! See, I called Ernie McClosky down at the freight depot. He said that the telegram was late, that the prize was already there, he was going to send it on tonight."
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To download as a ringtone put the URL below into your cell phone's browser: (Not all cell phones support this feature.)
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To use as ringtone on your iPhone open the m4r audio file with iTunes and it will automatically be put in the "Ringtones" folder. Then sync your phone. You may need to check the "Sync ringtones" box under the "Ringtones" tab in iTunes for your iPhone. (Unfortunately if the sound clip is over 40 seconds it will not work because iTunes puts a limit on it.)