Mrs. Parker: "Mrs. Schwartz, do you know what Ralph just said?"
Mrs Schwartz: "(incoherent over the phone.)"
Mrs. Parker: "No, not that. He said... (She whispers into the phone)"
Mrs Schwartz: "No, not that!"
Mrs. Parker: "Yes, that. Do you know where he heard it?"
Mrs Schwartz: "Probably from his father."
Mrs. Parker: "No! He heard it from your son!"
Mrs Schwartz: "What?! What?! What?! (Heard faintly over the phone she is spanking her son)"
Schwartz: "Ah! What'd I do, Mom? Why? I didn't do nothing! Ah! Ah!"
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