David: "You know how I know you're gay?"
Cal: "How? How do you know I'm gay?"
David: "'Cause you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts."
Cal: "You know how I know you're gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women anymore."
David: "You know how I know you're gay?"
Cal: "How? 'Cause you're gay and you can tell who other gay people are?"
David: "You know how I know you're gay?"
Cal: "How?"
David: "You like coldplay. Oh, you're dead. You're dead."
Cal: "Come on. Leave my torso alone at least."
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