Mr. Thompson: "You know, in certain Asian cultures, Carl, the husband takes the wife's name. "
Carl: "Wait a minute. You just said a man's legacy is his name."
Mr. Thompson: "Alright. What about a hyphen?"
Carl: "A hyphen?"
Mr. Thompson: "Yeah."
Carl: "I could ask Molly, but I don't think she-- Wait a minute. You mean me. You mean I'm supposed to hyphen."
Mr. Thompson: "Well, then you can still use your own name, only you'll be hyphenating it. It' win-win."
Carl: "With all due respect, not for me it isn't, sir."
Mr. Thompson: "Alright, forget it. You're obviously upset about it. You know, and I'm sorry I even brought it up."
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