Carl: "Would you be offended if Thompson asked you to get a Vasectomy?"
Dupree: "What? Why would he want me to get a vasectomy? Carl, I barely know the man!"
Carl: "Shh! Wait a minute! Wait, Dupree!"
Dupree: "Yes, I'd be offended!"
Carl: "No, not you. That's not what I mean. Just, what do you think of vasectomies?"
Dupree: "Cutting off my manhood? I think it's barbaric. No one's getting near that part of my body. No one, Carl. Unless, of course, it's a woman. An then, she had better not have a scalpel."
Carl: "Of course."
Dupree: "Why would he want me to get a vasectomy?"
Carl: "He doesn't want you to get a vasectomy. It was a hypothetical question."
Dupree: "Okay."
Carl: "Just forget I asked."
Dupree: "Don't joke with me like that, man."
Carl: "Go back to your reading."
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