Computer Operator (Tim Brooke-Taylor): "Gentlemen, I know how anxious you've all been during these last few days. But now I think I can safely say that your time and money have been well spent. We're about to witness the greatest miracle of the machine age. Based on the revolutionary computonian law of probability, this machine will tell us the precise location of the three remaining Golden Tickets. (He punches some buttons and the computer belches out a response) It says, 'I won't tell. That would be cheating.' (He crumples up the card it printed out and he punches in some more commands) I am now telling the computer that if it will tell me the correct answer, I will gladly share with it the grand prize. (The computer prints it's response) He says, 'What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?' (He punches away again angrily) I am now telling the computer exactly what he can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate."
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