Pa Cox: "Dewey, I guess I never realized until this moment just how easy it is to accidentally cut someone in half."
Dewey Cox: "It is, right?"
Pa Cox: "I'm sorry for blaming you, Dewey. Of course you didn't mean to cut Nate in half. It's all so obvious now."
Dewey Cox: "Pa."
Pa Cox: "I should have been a better father to you, Dewey. I wish I spent more time playing catch with you and less time training my body and mind to kill you in a machete fight. You be a better father than I was, Dewey."
Dewey Cox: "I'll try, Pa. It shouldn't be that hard."