Darlene: "Dewey, you been living clean for three years now and it's done you a world of good, has it not?"
Dewey Cox: "Look, I know I've had my trouble with drugs in the past. But I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed. Not LSD. Nobody gets addicted to LSD. It was invented by Scientists. Ringo Starr just told me."
Darlene: "I heard that doing LSD can awaken your demons."
Dewey Cox: "I ain't got no demons gonna get woke."
Darlene: "if you promise it'll just be this one time. Okay. Let's go drop acid with the Beatles."