Ricky: "Ninty-eight percent of us will die at some point in our lives."
Cal: "The darkness is creeping towards you, whether you know it or not."
Ricky: "So a little planning can go a long way."
Cal: "Listen, leaving your big old corpse behind for your loved ones to deal with ain't cool. That's why you should call McCreedy Funeral Service."
Ricky: "McCreedy's. They'll find the hole and build the box."
Cal: "Bodies that look so good, you're gonna wanna talk to it."
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Talladega Nights The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby: mccreedys.mp3 (255 K)
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