Scootise Double Day: "That's not the problem, Jackie. The problem is... we suck. (Jackie slaps him)"
Jackie Moon: "Scootsie, you did not deserve that."
Scootise Double Day: "I know."
Jackie Moon: "I apologize. (He slaps Scootsie again)"
Scootise Double Day: "Stop that shit, man."
Jackie Moon: "We do not suck, okay?"